If you give Romano a GerIta lemon, he'll flip over the table.
So you'll have to apologize to the teacher for him.
When he's finished raging over the lemon, he'll want to find Spain.
Then he'll want to find him over and over again in each class.
When they're finally not in a class together, he'll ask you to find him.
You'll have to go next to door to find him.
He'll want to go with you.
When he opens the door and sees his homeroom teacher, he'll ask you for an excuse.
When you give him an excuse, he'll notice something isn't right about it.
He'll ask you for more details.
He'll start twisting the story into something believable.
The details you gave him will remind him of a time where he and Feliciano skipped class to eat pasta.
So he'll ask if you can stay and distract Feliciano.
He'll go in the Janitor's closet with Spain
When they're done, he'll want you to keep distracting Feliciano.
He'll need to give you some good reasons.
Then he'll ask you to pitch in some ideas too.
When the entire lie is put together, he'll ditch again.
But he will get caught by Turkey-sensei.
So he'll ask you to seduce Turkey-sensei to forget about it.
You'll do what he says because you want to make sure Hungary records the next time.
When you tell him that Turkey-sensei said he won't tell, he'll remember he wants to see Spain again.
He'll go to the closet again and moan so loud that Greece-sensei will wander over and open the door.
So he'll say they that they were just trying a new Kama Sutra pose they learned in Sex-Ed.
Then he'll ask him not to say anything.
He'll probably want him to forget.
He'll find you and ask you to beat him senseless.
When you do that, he'll end up in a pose from the GerIta lemon.
Seeing Greece-sensei so beaten up and in that position will remind him of the broken table.
He'll probably ask you if you think he'll get a new desk.
And chances are...if you say yes, he'll want to read the GerIta again to learn how to "do his homework all class long" with Spain.*brick'd for my references XD*
This is for
( Spain's facials were being so mean to meh
I had so much fun writing this part last night XDD
Yeah, first thing that came to mind when I though of Turkey
Sorry if there are typos in that ( I don't think there are, but there might be
Original Story: If You Give A Moose A Muffin by Laura Numeroff (Author) & Felicia Bond (Illustrator)
Romano by Nachi Akira
Spain by Famibun
France by Hana
(Also terribly edited in Paint & Gimp)